what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone
it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs
It’s 2AM somewhere
crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction
In January 2006, Molly leapt a 5-foot-5-inch slaughterhouse gate at Mickey’s Packing Plant in Great Falls, raced through town with police and animal control on her heels, ran in front of a train, swam across the Missouri River and took three tranquilizer darts before finally being recaptured six hours later. She was spared from slaughter and dubbed the Unsinkable Molly B. “Animals do not ‘give’ their life to us, as the sugar-coated lie would have it. They struggle and fight to the last breath.”
bow down bitches
Sher wouldja lookit
Aye ya cunts we’re feckin sexy hii.
Aw boys, dis is dedly buzz…
ah here leave the french ouh
Jaysus this is quare feckin cool
YES YES YES! SOMETHING ABOUT ME IS OFFICIALLY SEXY
Aw yis will you meet me mate? Giss a shift
heor ladz shor isn dis fookin classs doe
So today in Design class the teacher asked if I would demonstrate how to cut a piece of wood at a certain angle and a girl in my class said “Zoe’s great at cutting! You should see her wrist” before I could even react the really quiet girl in my class got out of her seat punched the girl in the face without even saying a word.
This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.
Haha I get it. Scuba isn’t a word, it’s an acronym, standing for Self contained underwater breathing apparatus, so it’s not a single word. This is clearly the joke and nothing else. Everyone sit down and shut up ‘cuase I’m right.